ETech Help Needed

I'm giving one of the high order bit talks at ETech on Tuesday and need some SL screen shots for slides.  I can't promise any bounty other than credit in the slide deck, but if anyone has (or can make) any of the following slides and give them either to Cory Linden or to cory at secondlife dot com, I would be very thankful.
1) A SL parody of the "Uncle Sam Wants YOU" recruting poster, ie "Uncle Linden wants you!"
2) A classroom full of boring identical avatars
3) A classroom full of cool, different avatars
4) SL parodies of Michelangelo a la the FSM parody with robots, furries, etc

Thanks in advance!

* EDIT: Given the late notice, if a L$ payment seems appropriate, please make me an offer.  Also, I'll be off the grid Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, so I'll be able to look at images Monday AM *